Brittany

Thu, 22 Dec 2005 18:54:36 GMT

this is so true...

Murphy's nurses laws

* When you need the money, your shift is cancelled; when you have a weekend planned, you have to do overtime.
* Realizing the patient you've just injected has a serious infection causes you to stab yourself with the used needle.
* A 500 pound patient needs all care, while your 80 pound patient needs a finger dressing ... and your colleague has a "bad back."
* It's you're first night shift for three years. And it's a full moon.
* You're doing the "Only 27 more minutes of the shift from hell happy-dance", only to turn around to see your supervisor standing there.
* In a critical situation, the most highly qualified clinician will offer the most advice and the least support.
* The absurdity of the suggestion is directly proportional to the distance from the bedside.
* As soon as you finish a thirty minute dressing the doctor will come in, and take a look at the wound.
* The disoriented patient always comes from a Nursing Home whose beautiful paperwork has no phone number on it.
* Your nose will itch the very moment your gloved hands get contaminated with bodily fluids.
* The patient who has been dying all night finally meets his maker 12.5 minutes before shift change.
* You walk out of a patient's room after you've asked them if they need anything: they will put the call bell on as you are about three quarters the way down the hall.
* The patient furthest away from the nurses' station rings the call bell more often than the patient nearest to the nurses' station.
* The doctor with the worst handwriting and most original use of the English Language will be responsible for your most critical patient.
* You always remember "just one more thing" you need after you've gowned, gloved, and masked and gone into that isolation room.
* The correct depth of compression in adult CPR is a bit less than the depth you just reached when you broke those ribs.
* When you cancel extra staff because it's so quiet, you are guaranteed a rash of admissions.
* If you wear a new white uniform, expect to be thrown up on.
Corollary: Residents always poop on your brand new shoes.
* When management smiles at you, be very, very afraid ...
* Staffing will gladly send you three aides--but you have to float two of your RNs.
* As soon as you discontinue the IV line, more fluids will be ordered.
* Mandatory meetings are always scheduled after you've had the night from hell and just want to go home to bed.
* You always forget what it was you wanted after you get to the supply room. You always remember when you get back to the other end ...
* Doctors only ask your name when the patient isn't doing well.
* Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the boss is watching.
* As soon as you've ordered the pizzas, 25 patients show up at the ER registration desk along with three ambulances all with cardiac arrests!
* For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
* Ten seconds after you have finished giving a complete bed bath and changing the bed, the patient has a giant code brown.
* If a patient needs four pills, the packet will contain three.
* Your buddies who were reading the paper at the nurses' desk a minute ago always disappear when you need help ...
* Expect to get your pay raise the same day the hospital raises the parking rates (and other charges)

Mon, 11 Jul 2005 13:55:50 GMT

Thu, 07 Jul 2005 21:20:57 GMT

:x: name = Brittany
:x: piercings = ears and belly button
:x: tattoos = zero
:x: height= 5'7"
:x: shoe size = 8
:x: hair color = reddish brownish
:x: siblings = brian

LAST...
:x: movie you rented = i think Eurotrip
:x: movie you bought = i'm not sure but i think Hitch is the newest DVD we have
:x: song you listened to = scars - papa roach
:x: song that was stuck in your head = best friend - weezer
:x: cd you bought = Foo Fighters - In Your Honor
:x: cd you listened to = Weezer
:x: person you've called = Keith
:x: person that's called you = Dooley
:x: tv show you've watched = Aqua Teen Hungry Force or something with Shawn
:x: person you were thinking of = Keith because he's stalking me

DO...
:x: you have a crush on someone = well, not exactly
:x: you wish you could live somewhere else = i would love to leave NH
:x: you think about suicide = no
:x: you believe in online dating = hell no
:x: others find you attractive = probably not haha
:x: you want more piercings = yes
:x: you like cleaning = yes
:x: you like roller coasters = i <3 roller coasters!! six flags this saturday :)
:x: you write in cursive or print = print

FOR OR AGAINST...
:x: long distance relationships = its possible, but extremely difficult
:x: using someone = Against
:x: suicide = Against
:x: killing people = Against
:x: teenage smoking = against
:x: driving drunk = against
:x: gay/lesbian relationships = sure, why not
:x: soap operas = boring

HAVE YOU...
:x: ever cried over a girl= yes
:x: ever cried over a boy = too many times
:x: ever lied to someone = unfortunately
:x: ever been in a fist fight = with my brother
:x: ever been arrested = nope

WHAT...
:x: shampoo do you use = Pantene
:x: shoes do you wear = flip flops
:x: are you scared of = death/spiders/bugs

NUMBER...
:x: of times I have been in love?= once
:x: of times I have had my heart broken? = a few
:x: of hearts I have broken? = hopefully none
:x: of girls I have kissed? = 1
:x: of boys I have kissed? = a handful
:x: of girls I've slept with? = well i used to cuddle with my roommates if that counts
:x: of boys I've slept with? = one
:x: of people I would classify as true, could trust with my life type friends? = a few
:x: of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?= a couple times for like honor roll and things like that
:x: of scars on my body? = chicken pox scars
:x: of things in my past that I regret? = well, a few things

favorite:
5 letter word: not sure
actor/actress: dont really have one
Candy: skittles i think
Cartoon: i like spongebob
Cereal: any kind! i'm a cereal-aholic
Chewing gum: bubblemint
Color(s): pink
Color nail polish: pink
Day of week: saturday
Least fave day: everyday that i work
Flower: anything bright and pretty
Jello flavor: cherry
Jewelry: earrings
Special skills/talents: bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills...
Summer/Winter: summer
Trampolines or swimming pools: both

|| Person who last.. ||

Slept in your bed: me
Saw you cry: everyone at the accident yesterday
Made you cry: myself
You went to the movies with: shannon
Yelled at you: my mom
Sent you an email: my mom

|| Have You Ever ||

Said "I love you" and meant it?: yes
Gone out in public in your pajamas: of course
Kept a secret from everyone: yes
Cried during a movie: yes
Ever at anytime owned new kids on the block stuff: probably
Planned your week based on the TV Guide: no, i hate tv
Been on stage: yes
Been to New York: actually i don't think so
Been to California: no
Hawaii: no
Spain: no
China: no
Canada: yes! i love canada, my whole family is up there :)
Europe: no
Asia: nope
South America: no
Australia: no
Wished you were the opposite sex: haha, no
What time is it now?: 5:16
Apples or bananas?: apple
Blue or red?: red
Walmart or target?: walmart!
Spring or Fall?: both
What are you gonna do after you finish this?: pack to leave for camping
What was the last meal you ate?: poppin' cotton candy ice cream :)
High school or college?: college @ the SAC, baby!
Are you bored?: very and keith would be pretty mad if he found out i didnt go over his house bc i said i was packing but i ended up filling out a stupid survey. oh well.
Last noise you heard?: the radio
Last smell you sniffed?: eww old people at work today
Last time you went out of state? wow. i can't remember. that's really sad.

Wed, 06 Jul 2005 13:37:40 GMT

i need to spend some good, quality time with the girls...
i just started to realize how much summer has sucked working everyday, never seeing anyone, or doing anything fun. so, i quit wendys (finally) and we're going camping this weekend and i'm going to have fun no matter what is bothering me.
:)

well, it's raining today and i have to work at wendys for nine hours. ew.

Tue, 05 Jul 2005 03:28:51 GMT

*TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey*
Name:	Brittany
Birthday:	May 21
Birthplace:	Nashua, NH
Current Location:	Nashua/Manchester
Eye Color:	Hazel
Hair Color:	Ash Brown
Height:	5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed:	Lefty
Your Heritage:	French Canadian, eh!
The Shoes You Wore Today:	Flip flops
Your Weakness:	myself
Your Fears:	spiders/death
Your Perfect Pizza:	plain cheese or pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	kick ass in my classes
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	haha
Thoughts First Waking Up:	I don't want to go to work today
Your Best Physical Feature:	Good question
Your Bedtime:	Depends who I'm hanging out with or what time I'm working in the morning
Your Most Missed Memory:	My childhood
Pepsi or Coke:	Either or
MacDonalds or Burger King:	BK
Single or Group Dates:	Group dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	Diet Snapple
Chocolate or Vanilla:	Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee:	Coffee
Do you Smoke:	No
Do you Swear:	When Necessary
Do you Sing:	Only to embarass people
Do you Shower Daily:	Yes!
Have you Been in Love:	yes
Do you want to go to College:	St. A's sophmore, baby!
Do you want to get Married:	someday
Do you belive in yourself:	for the most part
Do you get Motion Sickness:	no!
Do you think you are Attractive:	no
Are you a Health Freak:	yes
Do you get along with your Parents:	yes
Do you like Thunderstorms:	love them
Do you play an Instrument:	no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	yes
In the past month have you Smoked:	just a cigar
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	no
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	yes, of course
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	ew no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	no and i never will
In the past month have you been on Stage:	no
In the past month have you been Dumped:	no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	no
Ever been Drunk:	yes
Ever been called a Tease:	yes
Ever been Beaten up:	no
Ever Shoplifted:	unfortunately
How do you want to Die:	quickly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	a nurse!!
What country would you most like to Visit:	not sure
*In a Boy/Girl..*
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Thu, 16 Jun 2005 15:37:39 GMT

001. What is your name? Brittany
002. Spell your name backwards: Ynattirb
003. Date of birth: May 21
004. Male or female? female
005. Astrological sign: taurus/gemini
006. Nicknames: Bouf
007. Occupation? LNA and wendy's bitch
008. Height: 5'7
009. Weight: haha
010. Hair color: light ash brown

011. Eye color: hazel
012. Where were you born? Nashua
013. Where do you reside now? Nashua/Manchester
014. Age: 19
015. Screen names: bouf0521
016. E-mail addy: bbouffard@anselm.edu
017. What does your screen name stand for? my nickname and birthday
018. What is your LJ name? bouf521
019. What does your LJ name stand for? same
020. Pets: shy, misty, guiness, and fish
021. Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake? umm 19 maybe?
022. Piercings? Ears and belly button
023. Tattoo's? no
024. Shoe size: 8
025. Righty or lefty? lefty
026. Wearing: jeans and a fleece
027. Hearing: theory of a deadman
028. Feeling: bored
029. Eating/drinking: nothing

~Guys/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff~
061. Have you ever been in love? Yes
062. How many people have you told "I love you"? just jimmy
063. How many people have you been in love with? one
114. Does someone in your family wear a toupee? No
115. Do you have any nieces or nephews? nope
116. Are your parents divorced? nope
117. Do you have step parents? nope
118. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family? nope
119. If so for what? --
120.has any of your family come to America from another country? yes my mommy came from canada

~Music Stuff~
121. What song do you swear was written about you or your life? not really sure
122. What's the most embarrasing cd you own? jewel pieces of you
123. What's the best cd you own? mixes
124. What song do you absolutely hate? anything techno i hate techno
125. Do you sing in the shower? no

126. What song reminds you of that special someone? the reason -hoobastank or fall to pieces -velvet revolver

~Okay, I Name An Artist And You Give A Lyric From Any One Of Their Songs!~
127. Dave Matthews Band: “Sweet like candy to my soul, sweet you rock, and sweet you roll, lost for you i'm so lost for you" (flashback to 1996 haha)

128. Blink 182: "No one should take themselves so seriously
With many years ahead to fall in line
Why would you wish that on me, I'll never wanna act my age
What's my age again?"

129. Big Tymers: “ Gator boots with the pimped out Gucci suits (With Da Gucci Suits)
Ain't got no job, but I stay sharp (Ehh-Ehh Ehh-Ehh, I Stay Sharp)
Can't pay my rent, cause all my money's spent (I Can't Pay My Rent)
But that's okay, cause I'm Still Fly (Uh,Uh, Damn! Cause I'm So Fly)”

130. Korn: “ Sometimes I cannot take this place.
Sometimes it's my life I can't taste.
Sometimes I cannot feel my face.
You'll never see me fall from grace.”

131. Backstreet Boys: "But my love is all I have to give
Without you I don't think I can live
I wish I could give the world to you... but
Love is all I have to give"

132. Greenday: "my shadows the only one that walks beside me
my shallow hearts the only thing thats beating
sometimes i wish someone out there will find me
til then i walk alone”

133. Finch: "open up my eyes, flooded with daylight. Another sleepless night turns color black and white."

134. J.Lo: "if you had my love and I gave you all my trust would you comfort me? And if somehow you knew that your love would be untrue would you lie to me?"

135. Papa Roach: "My scars remind me that the past is real, i tear my heart open just to feel"

136. Limp Bizkit: "but my dreams they aren’t as empty as my conscience seems to be. I have hours, only lonely my love is vengeance that’s never free"

137. Britney Spears: "from the bottom of my broken heart, there’s just a thing or two I’d like you to know. You were my first love, you were my true love from the first kiss to the very last word”

138. Taking Back Sunday: "go on and say it, you need me like a bad habit"

139. Seether: “My philosophy is things are just as wrong as they seem”

140. Alicia Keys: "I sacrificed the things I wanted just to do things for you but when it’s time to do for me you never come through"

141. Christina Aguilera: "Everyday it’s as if I play a part. Now I see if I wear a mask I can fool the world, but I can’not fool my heart.”

142. Eminem: "I said I’m sorry mama, I didn’t mean to hurt you, I never meant to make you cry but tonight I’m cleaning out my closet.”

143. The Doors: "break on through to the other side"

144. Kelly Clarkson: "but you won’t get to see the tears I cry, behind these hazel eyes."

145. Yellowcard: "I’m falling into memories of you and things we used to do. Follow me there, a beautiful somewhere, a place that I can share with you"

146. Mandy Moore: "ohhh I’m missing you like candy"

147. Eve: “my bitches are strong my bitches will live”

148. Aaliyah: "take my hand, and come with me let me show you ectasy boy be brave don’t’ be afraid case tonight we’re gonna go all the way"

149. Nelly: "can’t wait to see you , wanna see if you still got that look in your eyes, the one you had for me before we said our goodbyes."

150. Good Charlotte:"girls don’t like boys, girls like cars and money"

151. Incubus: "you do something to me, that i cant explain, so would i be out of line, if i said i miss you”

~Favorites~
152. Color: pink or green
153. Food: cereal
154. Song: anything from the new foofighters cd
155. Show: family guy
156. School subject: nursing, science, math
157. Band/singer: theory of a deadman
158. Animal: dogs
159. Outfit: anything ae
160. Radio station: 107.9
161. Movie: van wilder, anchorman, napolean dynamite, eurotrip
163. Pair of shoes: flip flops
164. Actor: johnny depp
165. Actress: dont know
166. Potato chip: salt and vinegar
167. Drink: dr. pepper
168. Alcholic drink: eh, im not picky
169. Holiday: christmas

170. Perfume/cologne: im cheap, bath and body works is good for me
171. Pizza topping: cheese or pineapple
172. Jello flavor: cherry
173. Lunch meat: turkey but i'm a pb&j fan
174. Board game: does connect four count?
175. Video game: grand theft auto or underground
176. Website: my email
177. Book: Harry Potter baby
178. Computer game: solitare
179. Number: 19
180. Cereal: i loooove cereal, where do i begin... kix is probably my favorite
181. Comedian: dane cook!
182. Dessert: mint patty frozen yogurt
183. Disney character: ariel
184. Clothing store: ae
185. Passtime: talking online
186. Teacher: i <3 the nursing teachers (minus cunningham) and prof vallari
187. Childhood toy: moonshoes
188. Carnival game/ride: rollercoasters
189. Candy bar: 3 muskateers
190. Magazine: I don’t read them
191. Salad dressing: Caesar, lite honey mustard, or parmeasan peppercorn
192. Thing to do on the weekend: work
193. Hot drink: Coffee
194. Season: summer because i'm always cold
195. Sport to watch: baseball, basketball, football
196. Person to talk to online: i dont really talk online much

~Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits~
197. What color are your sheets? pink plaid
198. What color are your bedroom walls? like pink
199. Do you have posters on your wall? yes!
200. If so of what? keiths puppy poster haha, ferris buellers day off, and i think an nsync
201. Do you have a tv in your bedroom? nope
202. How many pillows are on your bed? 5 or 6
203. What do you normally sleep in? shorts and a tshirt
204. Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: a pair of shorts and a shirt
205. What size bed do you have? twin
206. Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed? None of the previous
207. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom? No but I have a phone
208. Do you listen to music while trying to fall asleep? no
209. Describe the last nightmare you had: i had a resident fall at work
210. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? teddy :)
211. How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed? 2 or maybe evevn 3 if you spoon
212. Do you sleep in any unusual positions? no
213. Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling? nope
214. Do you snore? no
215. How about drool? no but i have
216. Do you have an alarm clock in your room? yes
217. What color is the carpet in your room? blue
218. What's under your bed: tshirts and flip flops

~This or that~
219. Beach/mountains: beach

220. Donuts/bagels: Bagles
221. Day/night: night
222. Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: east
223. Heaven/hell: heaven
224. Make love/have sex: make love
225. Coffee/tea: coffee
228. Britney/Christina: britney
229. Swiss cheese/American cheese: american
230. Real World/Road Rules: real world
231. Backstreet Boys/*Nsync: *nsync
232. Silver/gold: silver
233. Nike/Adidas: adidas
234. McDonalds/Taco Bell: taco bell
235. Sweet/sour: sweet
236. Punk/emo: punk
237. Hot/cold: hot
238. Winter/summer: summer
239. Spring/fall: both
240. Operas/plays: plays
241. Read/watch tv: watch tv
242. Cd's/tapes: cds
243. Dvd's/vhs: dvds
244. Old/new: new
245. Shorts/skirts: both
246. Pink/red: pink
247. Colored pictures/black and white photos: both
248. Meat/vegetables: vegetables
249. Mexican food/Chinese food: chinese
250. Commercials/infomercials: commercials
251. Scary movies/comedies: both
252. Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: bikinis
253. Sandals/tennis shoes: sandals
254. Dogs/cats: dogs
255. Unicorns/fairies: fairies
256. Water/land: land
257. Sugar/spice: sugar
258. Black/white: white
259. Ribbons/bows: ribbons
260. Chicken/beef: chicken
261. Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights: color
262. Cars/trucks: cars
263. Austin Powers/James Bond: austin powers
264. Popcorn/pretzels: both
265. Hip/hop: hip
266. Passionate kiss/peck: kiss
267. WWE wrestling/real wrestling: ew neither
268. Back rub/foot massage: back rub
269. Picture frams/photo albums: frames
270. Pens/pencils: pencils

~What Is Your Opinion Of The Following~
271. Eminem: annoying
272. Virgins: good I guess
273. God: not sure
274. The Osbournes: annoying
275. Reality TV: getting old
276. J.Lo: should have stayed with ben affleck
277. Religion: i hate having to take humanities classes
278. Emo music: good sometimes
279. Valentine's Day: just another day
280. Christina Aguilera's comeback: nonexistant
281. Homosexuals: do what you want, just don’t try to do me
282. Abortion: prochoice, it’s better to abort than to have a child you’re going to abuse or not be able to care for
283. Inter-racial relationships: whatever makes you happy
284. Murder: no excuse, I believe a life for a life
285. Death: very sad
286. Sluts: are my best friends haha jk
287. Pre-marital sex: just because you’re married doesn’t mean you’re in love…so why wait for marriage?
288. Terrorism: fuck you osama
289. Pornography: hilarious
290. Fortune tellers: full of shit
291. Threesomes: again, do what you want just don’t try to do me
292. Prostitution: freakin awesome…not
293. Politics: good, unless you’re a republican hahaha jk
294. Country music: meghan got me hooked
295. GeorgeW. Bush: sucks
296. Cloning: I don’t see anything wrong with it
297. Britney's boobs: I don’t really care much about them
298. Gas prices in America: suck balls

~Name Game~
What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?.
299. Jack: Johnson
300. Tiffany: Breakfast as Tiffanys
301. Ben: Affleck
302. Maria: nothing actually
303. Jennifer: paul!
304. Nicole: some girl that works at wendys
305. Amy: baez my general manager
306. Adam: another manager @ wendys, i really spend too much time there
307. Richard: simmons!
308. Justin: my cousin
309. Arnold: Hey Arnold!
310. Natalie: portman
311. Tom: green
312. Charlotte: charlottes web
313. Harold: i got nothing
314. John: a friend from school
315. Joel: Billy Joel
316. Vanessa: the girl that used to like brian and wrestled for nashua high haha
317. Michelle: the girl i used to cheer with for elks and she served me breakfast this morning in hollis and her best friends goes to school with me, small world
318. Kevin: my cousin
319. Brent: another st a's kid
320. Jake: hmm...
321. Billy: jimmy's brother
322. Sarah: Morin
323. Melissa: Welliver
324. Caleb: the little kid at keiths sister graduation party
325. Nick: jennings :(
326. Linda: @ my moms work who introduced me to thelma
327. Taylor: ??
328. Jordan: my cousin
329. Jamie: maggiacomo, i wonder how shes doing? i saw lindsay carrol the other day
330. Adrian: works @ the coffee shop in the mall

~Have You Ever....
331. Mooned anyone? no
332. Been on a diet? yes
333. Been to a foreign country? yes
334. Broken a bone? nope
335. Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling? No
336. Swear at a teacher? no
337. Talked to a LJ member via e-mails or instant messages? yes
338. Got in a fight? yes
339. Dated a teacher? no
340. Laughed so hard you peed your pants? no
341. Thought about killing your enemy? no
342. Gone skinny dipping? no
343. Met another LJ member in the flesh? yes
344. Told a little white lie? yes
345. Told a secret you swore not to tell? yes
346. Stolen anything? yes
347. Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid? yes
348. Been on TV? yes
349. Been on the radio? no
350. Been in a mosh pit? yes but not by choice haha
351. Been to a concert? yes
352. Dated one of your best friends? no
353. Loved someone so much it makes you cry? yes
354. Decieved somebody close to you? probably
355. Broken the law? yes
356. Been to a rodeo? no
357. Been on a talk show? no
358. Been on a game show? no
359. Been on an airplane? yes
360. Got to ride on a firetruck? no
361. Came close to dying? no
362. Cheated on a bf/gf? no
363. Gave someone a piggy back ride? yes
364. Terrorized a babysitter? yes
365. Made a mud pie? yes
366. Had a dream that our falling off a cliff? yes
367. Snuck out of the house at night? yes
368. Been so drunk you don't remember your name? haha yes
369. Had an eating disorder? no
370. Felt like you didn't belong? yes
371. Felt like the 3rd wheel? yes
372. Smoked? yes
373. Done drugs? yes
374. Been arrested? no
375. Had your tonsils removed? no
376. Gone to camp? yes
377. Won a bet? yes
378. Written a love letter? yes
379. Gone out of your way to be with the one you love? yes
380. Written a love poem? yes haha
381. Kissed in the rain? yes
382. Slow danced with someone you love? yes
383. Participated in cyber sex? no
384. Faked an orgasm? Yes haha
385. Stolen a kiss? huh?
386. Asked a friend for relationship advice? yes
387. Had a friend steal your bf/gf? no
388. Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love? yes
389. Gotten a speeding ticket? no
390. Done jail time? no
391. Had to wear a uniform to work? yes
392. Won a trophy? yes
393. Thrown up in public? no
394. Bowled a perfect game? no
395. Failed/got held back? no
396. Got perfect attendance in grade school? no
397. Roasted pumpkin seeds? yes
398. Taken ballet lessons? Yes
399. Attempted suicide? no
400. Cut yourself? no

~Childhood Stuff~
401. Did you play with Barbies? yes
402. Did you own Treasure Trolls? no
403. Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210? no
404. Did you play Simon? yes
405. Did you watch Fraggle Rock? yes
406. Did you wet the bed? When I was little
407. Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed? probably
408. Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them? no
409. Were you shy? yes
410. Were you spoiled? yes
411. Were you abused? no
412. Did you go to the circus? yes
413. Did you go to the zoo? yes
414. Were you in a car accident? no
415. Did you build snowmen? yup
416. Did you cry when you scraped your knee? yes
417. Were your older cousins mean to you? No

418. Did you think slinkies were cool? yes
419. Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer? yes
420. Were you afraid of the dark? Yes…I still am! haha
421. Did you have slumber parties? yes
422. Did you have New Kids On The Block sheets, curtains, sleeping bags, dolls and pajamas? no
423. Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany? no
424. Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy? Yes

~Randomness~
425. Do you believe in aliens? no
426. Name three things that are next to your computer: a newspaper and my couch in the living room
427. Do you have any hidden talents? no
428. Do you wish MTV would play music videos? yes
429. If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie could it be? comedy
430. What would your movie star name be? dont know
431. Do you play any sports? not right now
432. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen? dawn of the dead or 28 days later
433. What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently? mr and mrs smith and batman begins
434. What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen? undercover brother
435. Do you drive? Yes
436. What is your dream car? convertable bug
437. Do you think your good looking? no
438. Do others think you are good looking? probably not if nobody likes me haha
439. Would you ever sky dive? yah
440. Do you believe in Bigfoot? no
441. How many rooms do you have in your house? 9 maybe
442. Are you afraid of roller coasters? hell no i <3 roller coasters
443. Do you believe in God? yes

444. Do you believe in Satan? yes
445. Do you believe there is a heaven? yes
446. Do you believe there is a hell? yes
447. Do you own a pooltable? yes
448. Do you have a pool? no
449. Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen? yes
450. Do you like chocolate? yes
451. Who/what is on your 2005 calendar? something random, i took it off a wall and put it in my room haha
452. How many U.S. states have you been to? never counted
453. Ever wished on a shooting star? yes
454. Best Halloween costume you ever wore? next halloween we're being fire girls with shirts that say "we put out" on the front and "fires" on the back
455. Do you carry any weapons on you? no
456. What is your weakness? my self conscience
457. Name something you can't get enough of: cereal
458. Describe yourself in 3 adjectives: fun, caring, smart and of course modest haha
459. How many kids do you want to have? Anywhere between 0-2
460. Future daughters names: I don’t know
461. Future sons names: I don’t know
462. What is your ideal way to die? sleeping
463. How do you release stress? Cry
464. Are you a trendy person? Yah I guess
465. Are you an artisitic person? No but i am creative
466. Are you a realistic person? yah
467. Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off? no
468. Are you a strong person emotionally? no
469. Are you a strong willed person? yes
470. Who is the last person to e-mail you? cheerleading advisor from st.a's
471. Who is the last person to IM you? kiser
472. Do you hate chain e-mails? yes
473. Are you a deep sleeper? kinda
474. Are you a good story teller? Not really
475. What do you believe is your best quality? I’m fun and flexable
476. What is your greatest accomplishment? passing humanities
477. Do you like to burn candles or incense? not really
478. Do you do yoga? no but i should
479. Do you have your own credit card? no
480. Let's say you win the lotto. huh?
481. Do you have a check book? yes
482. Do you like your driver? yes
483. Do you tan easily? yes
484. What color is your hair naturally? brown
485. How many fillings do you have? none

486. How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit? 0, never had one before
487. Worst feeling in the world? getting in trouble and being a dissapointment
488. Best feeling in the world? love
489. Is the glass half empty or half full? Half full
490. Last thing you downloaded? cant remember
491. Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life? no
492. What do you think people think of you? I bet they think i'm shy
493. Are you a likeable person? I think so
494. Do you need therapy? no
495. Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance? no
496. What the best way to be proposed to? in public
497. What kind of movie would you star in? comedy
498. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? No it would be called UP Sex haha
499. When are you moving? end of August can’t wait to get back!
500. What's your favorite phrase? i'm not going to lie

Thu, 16 Jun 2005 14:35:30 GMT

A - Age you got your first kiss: 15
B - Band listening to right now: Theory of a Deadman
C - Celeb crush: Johnny Damon
D - Dad's name: David
E - Easiest person to talk to: Jimmy
F - Favorite bands at the moment: The FooFighters new CD
G - Gummy worms or gummy bears?: gummy worms <-- Trolly Brightcrawlers
H - Hometown: Nashua, New Hampshire
I - Instruments: nada
J - Junior High: Elm St.
K - Kids: 2
L - Longest car ride ever: Florida
M - Mom's name: Sylvie
N - Nicknames: Bouf
O - One wish: to graduate college
P - Phobia[s]: Spiders
Q - Quotes: "don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive" -van wilder "it's not who you are underneath, but what you do that defines you" -batman begins
R - Reason to smile: everything
S - Song you sang last: Incomplete -Backstreet Boys
T - Time you woke up [today]: 8:00
U - Unknown fact about me: i can't say no to people
V - Vegetable you hate: Asparagus actually do Baked Beans count?
W - Worst habit(s): not calling people back
X - X-rays you've had: one or none
Y - Yummy food: cereal!
Z - Zodiac sign: Taurus/Gemini

:)

Fri, 10 Jun 2005 14:25:17 GMT

BRITTANY
B	is for	Bold
R	is for	Refreshing
I	is for	Inspirational
T	is for	Trendy
T	is for	Thoughtful
A	is for	Active
N	is for	Nervy
Y	is for	Young

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Fri, 03 Jun 2005 16:12:18 GMT

okay so i have this undying feeling that this summer is going to suck. we're all grown up now and everybody has to work. i work nights and weekends which basically means that i sit around all day while everyone else is at work and then i go to work when everyone comes home. i am so stressed about work this weekend because i dont even get to sleep in between. sat. 3-11, sun 7-3 5-10, mon 3-11. eh, i'll make the best of it.

things to look forward to this summer...
NHCHW conference
camping
Penn State
Red Sox game
beach trips
learning how to ride a motorcycle

okay maybe summer won't be as bad as i thought
hey now optimism :)

going to do some chores to please my mother..

*

Thu, 02 Jun 2005 05:34:28 GMT

i love health occ still. we had to give a speech as alumni at the pinning ceremony. personally i think kim, janet, and i did a great job winging it. and dinner with mrs. knight was amazing as well. then i went for my first ride on a motorcycle with shawn. and even though it was freezing, we got slurpies. and now i am tired and i think im going home soon.. goodnight

Tue, 24 May 2005 17:52:37 GMT

i hate cold rainy days... where's the sun??

Sat, 21 May 2005 06:01:05 GMT

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Mon, 16 May 2005 15:20:46 GMT

so i officially passed my freshman year at st. a's and i am home on summer vacation :)
it isnt very much of a vacation though because it rains all the time and i work basically everyday. i hate having two jobs but i desperately need the money. the new car is wonderful!! i've been driving waaaaay too much, i already drove 200 miles since friday. and i feel like i still havent seen everyone from home.. i'm working the rest of the week but thats okay because saturday is my birthday :)

my week in a nutshell:
mon- px @ 9, cbc c mom
tues- langdon 7-3
wed- st. a's 4 cheerleading stuff
thurs- langdon 7-3, maybe wendys 5-10?
fri- wendys 11-4, bouf's prom
sat- my b-day
sun- the girls from school visit!!

alright i'm going to start unpacking finally

Tue, 10 May 2005 22:39:31 GMT

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........ yeah thats all i have to say

Sat, 07 May 2005 12:10:15 GMT

finals start today, wish me luck!

Wed, 04 May 2005 17:49:37 GMT

so i am getting a new car definitely! i am really excited to have a car again :) but first we have to get the title changed, put it on the insurance, pay the owner, get it registered, and get plates. but after that i have a new car, and i am paying for it all by myself. i am done classes for my freshman year in college! and i pulled off better grades than last semester :) i come home the 13th so i'll see everybody then! and then my birthday is coming up soon, on the 21st. i am really going to miss everyone from school and all the good times we had. but i will be making lots of road trips in my new car to visit everyone, i promise! i dont want to pack, i dont want to leave! im going to miss everyone so much.
i havent been home in forever basically. i went home one night for a red sox game, but i literally only slept there. we got home at 130 and i was up again at 6 to get ready for class. so my laundry has been building up for who knows how long. i am actually going to have to do my laundry here for the second time in my life because i am pretty much running out of stuff to wear.
okay well i should really get back to studying for humanities and stuff (i need to bring up my grade in that class reeeally bad)
peaceoutcubscout*

Mon, 02 May 2005 04:38:19 GMT

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Sun, 01 May 2005 17:15:31 GMT

SylBouf: i was just checking out your live journal
bouf0521: oh nice
bouf0521: you can hear all about my night
SylBouf: i'm alittle interested in the shower comment, hmmmmm
bouf0521: hahaha
bouf0521: we were literally covered in dirt
bouf0521: so we just showered with all our clothes on
bouf0521: to rinse off the dirt
SylBouf: it kind of goes along with Shawn's comment
SylBouf: jk
bouf0521: hahaha

my mom thinks i am a lesbian haha
i love you mom :)

Sun, 01 May 2005 07:08:45 GMT

well since i'm not really tired, i will update my journal about my day... the morning was super busy, but overall it was awesome because i got dunkin donuts for breakfast, ice coffee and a bagel. then because holly is awesome she drove me to the post office and printed out my scholarship for me! then i had to work at twelve, but instead of sitting at the desk i helped meg-doll clean the room. then when i was supposed to be working on my humanities stuff, i made jimmy a b-e-a-utiful letter and a birthday card for my brother. then i was DD for the girls so they could go to the hawks picnic, but it was miserable. mostly because it was pouring outside and they weren't having a good time. then i picked them up and got off work and shawn came up to visit. janet came up soon after that and she had some severe troubles with the directions i gave her. but she made it up and hopefully made it home. then we sat around forever trying to figure out what to do. st a's can be super boring sometimes and i think it happens mostly when shawn comes to visit. but i ended up having the most fun i have literally ever had here before...

we went mud sliding on the rugby field! we were covered head to toe with mud. it was so much fun mud-wrestling with the girls and having a coed mud fight with the boys. it really reminded me of now and then especially because they stole our shoes at the end. i have to say though, we were entirely covered in mud. and for the first time i actually had to opportunity to see what i would look like if i was black!! we all came back to baroody afterwards and basically trashed the place, but we did clean up after ourselves. now i just hope the mud came out of my clothes. then when we got back meg-doll and i took a shower together, yeah i know, i've been looking forward to that in months! ;)

then meg, cait, and i went out for a quick trip for the extreme "take-it-back" moment. we were unsuccessful but we make excellent partners in crime :)

well all-in-all i had a great night. i would so much rather spend the night rolling around in the mud than drinking at some party. i guess thats the typical tomboy in me. well i hope you had fun shawn and janet! and i cant wait to see you both when i get home for summer vacation :)

ps: i ate fast food three times today.. dunkins bagel for breakfast, mcdonalds for lunch, and dairy queen ice cream for dinner.. and i wonder why i gained the freshman fifteen hahaha

pps: shawn lavoie called me "butch" today... apparently i have progressed past the "you're not a girl, you're just a cool guy with long hair" stage and i have moved on to "butch". hahaha thanks a lot shawn! (i guess this means i should invest in some overalls and i should cut my hair short and spike it) ;)

Thu, 28 Apr 2005 02:00:54 GMT

my new car (well, hopefully)

Wed, 27 Apr 2005 19:27:20 GMT

good quiz...

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Mon, 25 Apr 2005 22:29:33 GMT

this is going to be a good week (or at least i keep telling myself that)... tomorrow is the red sox game with my daddy!! wednesday is the nursing symposium with my mommy. thursday there is a hows life bbq. friday is din-din with the girls. saturday janet is coming to visit (and hopefully shawn if i can convince him to)!
i cant believe school is almost over. i cant handle it, i am going to cry like a baby when we have to leave. im mostly sad because i wont be rooming with my two favorite girls in the world next year. and we wont have the same hallway and i wont even be in the same dorm as them. okay i cant think about this right now because it makes me want to cry. and i already wrote two papers today so i cant even handle thinking anymore, so im going to take a nap before i go to the gym. peace out kids

Sat, 23 Apr 2005 14:56:33 GMT

i am so mad. i hate st. a's. i hate room selection. i wish i would have transfered when i had the chance. fuck you.

Sat, 23 Apr 2005 04:04:09 GMT

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Wed, 20 Apr 2005 20:24:09 GMT

stealing quizzes from mary is becoming my job
mwah ha ha

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